Wanna hear some redneck jokes fellas
You know your a redneck if... # Your idea of a 7 course meal is
a bucket of KFC and a sixpack. # You go to a tupperware party for a
haircut. # You have spray painted your girlfriend is name on an
overpass. # Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare. # Your dog
and your wallet are both on chains. # Your kids are going hungry
tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps. # You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income. # You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle. # Jack Daniels makes your list of ''most admired people''. # You wo not stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car. # Your dog can not watch you eat without gagging. # You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car. # You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occassions. # You have to scratch your sisters name out of the message: ''for a goodtime call . . because you feel guilty about putting it there... More coming in a couple of minutes... # Redman sends you a Christmas card. # You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again. # You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. You have to go down to the creek to take a bath. # You participate in the ''who can spit tobacco the farthest contest''. # You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year. # You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear. # There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. # You think the Mountain Men in deliverance were just ''Misunderstood''. # You've ever made change in the offering plate. # If the fifth grade is referred to as ''your senior year,'' # You consider a good tan to be the back of of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve... # You own at least 20 baseball hats. # You know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball hat.
hahahahaha! i love those kind of jokes! :)
Ha ha funny, I especially like the one about going to a
tupperware party for a haircut - never heard that one
Someone ask you for some hoorrse shoes and you go in the house
and get your mom is red Pumps.
I have to admit some of them are funny
lol.. funny : )
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